Halloween Safety Tips

And, now for more Jack O'Lantern Carving Tips.

When releasing the soul of your pumpkin, be sure to prevent the misplaced geist from possessing your children, should they be present in the room.

Instruct your children, at the time of soul expulsion, to not look directly at the festive gourd, and to breathe through their mouths As we all know the nasal cavity is the easiest access for unwanted possessive spirits.

Finally, avoid making any telepathic contact with the pumpkin, as pumpkins are very sensitive about their mental privacy.

Though you may be present while his soul is being forcibly removed, we wouldn't also want to be rude, now would we? Remember, manners are Always important. And, don't forget to have a Happy Halloween.